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Who will become the new head scientist?

Next Sunday the elections for the new head scientist will take place. Everybody older than 18 and younger than 65 will be obliged to vote. The election campaign runs between Nicholas Wolff and Susie Williams. Nicholas gets a lot of love from the elderly people, because he wants to change the age of usefulness in the society from 65 to 70. Susie on the contrary wants to keep 65 and she promotes a stricter policy concerning the elderly people. She wants to take all the funds away from them and really invest everything in science. Both have a lot of followers, so it will be a tight battle. If we look at yesterday’s polls, Williams had 1% more than Wolff, but if we look at today’s polls Wolff has 0.5% more. So, as you see everything is possible.


The results of the election will be shared on national television on Sunday evening. There will be a final debate between the two candidates on Saturday. The debate will be held in ΑΦΩ, everyone is welcome to come and listen, but it will also be live all over the country. If you have any questions for the candidates, you can send them in via our website. It is important for our country to know that our new head scientist is deserving of the title. The two candidates will not only answer your questions during the debate, but they will also each be given four scientific questions. One in the field of biology, one in the field of physiques, one in the field of chemistry and one mathematical problem. This way we can also be sure that our new head scientist has the brains to lead our country. This is particularly important because the new head scientist also becomes the new dean of our beloved Dorkmanian university of science.

Science is superior

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