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Pam creates 101st vaccines, sets new record

Biochemist, Pam Thompson, has created her 101st vaccine. This is a new record in Dorkmania for most vaccines made by a single person. Pam became famous for her Andromeda vaccine but has now exceeded her reputation by becoming the new record holder. The new vaccine she made was for the new, less dangerous, Adenano virus.

What Pam thinks about the record

Pam told reporters that she doesn’t really care about records, and that lives are more important to her. She did say, however, that she was proud of what she and her team have accomplished so far and that she would like to thank anyone that has helped her on her journey. Pam’s statements are entirely surprising, as she has conveyed the same message after many of her previous vaccines. This is the first time she has described herself as proud, however, while wearing a very slight smile. She is obviously over the moon about breaking the record.

How she does it

Pam has a relentless work ethic. She says she works 19 hours a day, keeping 4 hours for sleep and half an hour for both family time and eating time. Pam Thompson is considered one of the most accomplished scientists in Dorkmanian history, especially with this new record. She has been creating vaccines since the tender age of twelve and her love for science has kept her going ever since. Pam is not done yet either. She said she will continue on her pursuit until she inevitably dies at the age of 65.

Science is superior

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