The last six months we all enjoyed the UBN rowing world cup. Every time Dorkmania was up against another country we all got together online to support our country. Yesterday evening Dorkmania took home the UBN world rowing cup after a tough battle against GoMo. It was an extremely exciting battle. GoMo was a powerful opponent, but Dorkmania was quicker and stronger. Of course, we have to thank this victory to science. A team of 100 scientists has been working on this boat for over 10 months. We had the most streamlined boat and the best mechanical oar. Our athletes were trained by the best scientist in the country. Their training consisted not only of physical exercises but also of some mental exercises. The brain is also an important muscle that needs to be trained.

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Before we started our participation in the UBN rowing world cup, there was a lot of commotion surrounding the Dorkmanian rowing team. Firstly, we wanted our athletes to be five robots, but the other countries didn’t find that fair. Doctor Von Der Leyen had created Five perfectly strong robots that were controlled by scientists. But the UBN didn’t allow this. So, Doctor Von Der Leyen had to take the robots back home. After this setback, the team found five new athletes and trained them with the right steroids. After a lot of bargaining the steroids became legalized by the UBN. A lot of other countries wanted to buy Dorkmanian steroids. So economically the UBN rowing world cup was quite beneficial. Of course, the team kept the best steroids for themselves. So, the victory was insured from the beginning. This show that even to win a sports event you don’t only have to be sportive but also smart. Your brains can take you anywhere and help you win anything.