The 4 Ps
Marketing mix chip
a well known service provided by the Dorkmanian government is the implantation of a chip to know where your partner, kid or other loved one has been. With this chip you can retrace your steps and this way you can see with whom you have had contact with. This way when you get ill you can see who you got it from and who could also be infected. The people who have had contact with a sick person can be quarantined at once.
Place
The chips can be implanted at the national hospital in the capital city. The place of implantation in the body is your own free choice.
Promotion
In Dorkmania there isn’t a lot of promotion needed. Because everybody wants the chip and is lowkey socially forced to take it. To other countries the promotion of the chip is pretty much focused on adulterous husbands. With the chip the women always know where their men are.
Price
Each chip costs €1000. But when you have multiple children, it gets cheaper. From the third child onwards, you get a 10% discount.