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There is a lot of commotion surrounding children with a learning disability. Should they get help in school or are they just too weak to keep up in our society. It has been a point of discussion for many years now. what should the Dorkmanian schools do with children with a learning disability...

Not long ago, Dorkmania launched a new product called The Braingain. A little blue pill that is said to boost brain capacity. This so that persons who need it can participate in the country's academic system.

Pandemics, viruses, lockdowns, you name it. The people of Dorkmania have had to endure a lot in recent years. Recent studies have shown that this has caused some change in residents' behaviour...

The last six months we all enjoyed the UBN rowing world cup. Every time Dorkmania was up against another country we all got together online to support our country. Yesterday evening Dorkmania took home the UBN world rowing cup after a though battle against GoMo. It was an extremely exciting battle. GoMo was a powerful opponent, but Dorkmania was quicker and stronger...

Academic achievement, a very important thing in Dorkmania. To get along in the Dorkmania system, everyone becomes highly educated. This is one of the most important values within the society here...

Biochemist, Pam Thompson, has created her 101st vaccine. This is a new record in Dorkmania for most vaccines made by a single person. Pam became famous for her Andromeda vaccine but has now exceeded her reputation by becoming the new record holder. The new vaccine she made was for the new, less dangerous, Adenano virus...

Things are starting to look up again after the deadly Andromeda virus came around 2 months ago. Dorkmanian scientists claim they have developed a vaccine which is 99.99% effective against the virus. Scientists had been working round the clock to prevent the impact of the virus and their work seems to have paid off...

There has been a lot of debate about whether we should or shouldn’t keep the elderly alive. In this article we will give a clear argument for why people over 65 only have a negative impact on society...

Next Sunday the elections for the new head scientist will take place. Everybody older than 18 and younger than 65 will be obliged to go vote. The election campaigns run between Nicholas Wolff and Susie Williams...